The Swimmer

Rating: PG

Movie Release Date: May 15, 1968

DVD Release Date: April 29, 2003

Plot 411: A man decides to swim his neighbors' pools on a journey home.

Review: I wanted to reserve judgement till the very end of this show, but now that it's over my original feelings of WTF still stand true. What the hell is this movie about? My initial feelings about the main character Ned (Burt Lancaster) are icky. The guy just gives off an extremely creepy vibe from the very first scene. He talks in riddles that even his friends do not quite comprehend. As the film goes on, you clearly see that he is disoriented about a lot of things. The movie begins with him randomly emerging out of the woods (a metaphor?) and onto the property of his wealthy old friends. He plots a course through the neighborhood and plans to swim through people's pools until he finally reaches his home. Apparently he's been away for a while and is welcomed with much delight. However, as his journey continues Ned runs into people who don't welcome him with open arms. He is clueless as to why they don't want him around, which is a symptom of his ongoing denial and repression. The real reason for his confusion is never revealed, but you can infer that he's had financial trouble in recent years. He seems to have fallen from his ivory tower, but he doesn't seem to realize it or want to acknowledge it. Is the movie trying to tell us that affluence is only fleeting? Is it showing us the negative effects of being a playboy? Is it trying to tell us not to be arrogant? Are we just supposed to watch the demise of this man? I don't really know, and this kind of annoys me. I sat watching this film with a solid WTF imprinted on my forehead from the very first few minutes and that WTF is still there at the film's conclusion. Another annoying thing about this movie are the weird camera angles that were selected in some scenes. Some shots are somewhat artistic, but I think they're actually supposed to reflect Ned's state of mind. Some of the action seems to "jump" ahead instead of transition in a smooth manner. Sometimes the dialogue seems to have been re-dubbed and doesn't match the scene. Is it to reflect Ned's instability? Does it mirror his own distortion? I have no clue.

Watch It: So you can tell me what it all means.

Skip It: Unless you like a movie that is purposely vague.

The Wedding Weekend

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: May 27, 2007

DVD Release Date: May 5, 2009

Plot 411: An a capella group reunites after 15 years when one of the guys gets married.

Review: This movie apparently went through a lot of title changes (aka Shut Up And Sing and Sing Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace), but you should see any version you can. The movie is about a close group of college friends who reunite to sing at one of their upcoming weddings. Not having practiced in years, they get together before the ceremony at a lodge in the Hamptons. They bring their wives and girlfriends and kick back before the wedding. Not only does the movie show a significant amount of singing, but it's funny as all get out. The guys all have distinct personalities and are equally hilarious. You can't help but feel the IQ and maturity levels drop when they're all in a room together, which is probably an accurate depiction of real life. You feel like you're a part of their group. It reminds you of your own crazy friends and the special bond you have. The movie was thoroughly enjoyable. Despite the fact that the guys are the main focus of the film, I don't really recognize any of them. In fact, I recognize their significant others a lot more (Elizabeth Reaser, Molly Shannon and Rosemarie DeWitt).

Watch It: For an rollicking good time.

Skip It: If you find the somewhat cheesy, a capella vibe annoying.

The Air I Breathe

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: December 13, 2007 (Greece) / January 25, 2008 (USA)

DVD Release Date: May 20, 2008

Plot 411: A vignette of four interwoven lives based on the principles of happiness, pleasure, sorrow and love.

Review: This movie is a drama that tells the story of four people by interlocking their fates. The first part is about a stockbroker (Forest Whitaker) who doesn't take any risks. When he finally bets on the horses, he loses a ton of money and the bookie (Andy Garcia) has only given him two weeks before he collects. Playing the collection agent is Brendan Fraser, whose character can see the future through visions. However, because of his gift he feels numb to the world. He is neither able to change the future nor avoid it. When his gift fails him for the first time, he meets a singer (Sarah Michelle Gellar) whom the bookie now owns. Deciding for the first time to attempt to make a difference, he tries to help her escape from the bookie. Another character (Kevin Bacon) is a doctor who throws caution to the wind in order to save the woman he loves (Julie Delpy). I enjoyed this movie because it questioned our ideas of happiness, pleasure, sorrow and love. it poked holes in the stereotypes of each emotion and allowed us to see them from a different perspective. Is happiness merely being rich? Or is it being free to feel alive? Is pleasure all about the physical aspects of a relationship? Or maybe it's being surprised by what you thought was mundane. Is sorrow death? Or is it the knowledge that what you've finally found is gone? Does love mean that you live happily ever after? Or does it mean that you're happy to stand on the sidelines to watch others be happy? Also in this movie are Emile Hirsch and Kelly Hu.

Watch It: For the different truths that are revealed and ponder how they may relate to your own life.

Skip It: Because its multiple layers may not be what you're looking for in what appears to be a crime drama.

According To Greta

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: December 11, 2009

DVD Release Date: January 19, 2010

Plot 411: A rebellious teen girl gets shipped off to her grandparents' house for the summer.

Review: Hilary Duff stars as Greta, a highly rebellious teen who sports an enormous attitude. She is sent by her mother to live with her grandparents (Ellen Burstyn and Michael Murphy) in New Jersey, a jail sentence Greta thinks she will never survive. Greta continues to walk around with all her emotional and psychological baggage, which affects everyone around her. She gets a job at a local restaurant where she meets Julie (Evan Ross), who gives her a different perspective about life. I've gotta admit that this is my favorite Hilary Duff movie ever. It's a turn to something more mature and a step away from her previous teen rom com fluff. While this movie is still about young people and essentially a coming-of-age story, it is leaps and bounds ahead of the other stuff she's made. There's an actual sense of character (and a realistic one at that) that is deeper than surface level. Greta is a product of many bad situations in such a short life that I'm positive audiences will be able to relate to her angst.

Watch It: As it captures both sides of the coin and you'll either be able to relate to the teenage rebel or the frustrated adults.

Skip It: Because there is no prince who sweeps her off her feet and saves the day.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: November 16, 2009

DVD Release Date: March 20, 2009

Plot 411: The sequel to Twilight continues with a heartbroken and despondent Bella when Edward leaves her.

Review: This movie is simply visual and emotional porn for teen girls . . . and yet somehow I liked this better than the first movie. When Edward (Robert Pattinson) realizes that he will never be able to fully protect Bella (Kristen Stewart), he dumps her on the pretense that he no longer loves her. He believes distance is the only way to keep her safe. However, she is completely distraught over the situation and sinks into depression for months. Her friend Jacob (Taylor Lautner) is the only one who makes her nightmares and sadness go away, if only for a while. Even before I saw this movie I was firmly planted on the Team Jacob side of the line. After it, I'm still entrenched in the pack. However, I must note that both guys are provided with equally cheesy lines that simply rival one another. Still what girl wouldn't want to be caught between two dudes who were passionate about her? Even emo chick Bella feels the pull. I found the acting hard to watch because everyone was overflowing with teen angst of some kind. Everyone lived as if their world were ending. It was just too melodramatic for me. This movie also had a ton of music to underscore emotions and introduce characters. I found it a little distracting. I can't say this movie is for everyone. It's definitely better than I anticipated, but I didn't have high hopes to begin with anyway.

Watch It: For the jail bait that is Taylor Lautner and his werewolf buds.

Skip It: If Bella irritated you in the first movie. It's just more of the same here.

Every Little Step

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: October 25, 2008 (Japan) / April 17, 2009 (USA)

DVD Release Date: October 13, 2009

Plot 411: A documentary about the casting for a Broadway revial of A Chorus Line.

Review: This was a great documentary for theater lovers. It used archival footage of the 1970s cast performances and interviewed all the people who were involved back then. The film also followed the lives of several people auditioning to be in the new show. It revealed the gruesome process of auditioning and the cuts from 3,000 to the final cast. It was inspiring to see people who so passionately love what they do that they're willing to risk it all. This type of drive in the face of constant rejection is amazing. I cannot fathom how or why they choose to live their lives and constantly be judged by strangers. They willingly subject themselves to this psychological and emotional upheaval, which definitely make them strong people. What the doc failed to do was feature any kind of petty catfighting that I can only assume would develop among close competitors. The lack of any kind of bitchy attitudes may or may not be realistic.

Watch It: To see the inner workings of a Broadway show and hear some of the best songs.

Skip It: Because it'll make you want to see a show ASAP and unless you're in NYC that'll be tough to do.

Train

Rating:

Movie Release Date: May 2, 2009 (Japan)

DVD Release Date: November 17, 2009

Plot 411: Hostel on wheels with an even worse plot

Review: Thora Birch stars in this bloodbath of a film that is viciously brutal when not overly sexual. What happened to little Dani from Hocus Pocus? Her character, Alex, is a member of a US wrestling team that is making their way from one city to the next in a tournament. Alex, three teammates and an assistant coach go out partying (insert gratuitous nudity here) after a match only to miss their train the next morning. A freaky-looking Eastern European woman (what a stereotype!) helps the Americans hitch a ride on a different train. Then the movie proceeds from one kill to another in a very thin plot that emphasizes anything gruesome. I admit that I like me some horror with blood and guts every now and again, but this movie just takes it to the extreme and doesn't even do it in a new or clever way. It's as if they brainstormed the worst things imaginable and how to make it happen. I don't want to spoil the movie for you, but I suppose if you do watch this movie it's definitely not for the plot. This movie manages to imply or depict the following: xenophobia, orgies, gang rape, castration (while awake mind you), necrophilia, inbreeding and, organ harvesting. Need I even go on? If you can get yourself past that, the characters (both good and bad) act stupidly and do not do what normal people would do. Even time is messed up in this movie! How can an ocular transplant patient be up and moving and seeing mere days after the surgery?

Watch It: Because maybe you're interested in special effects manufacturing and you want a decent case study.

Skip It: Because besides all the gory details, the movie and its characters are illogical.

What's Your Raashee?

Rating: Not Rated

Movie Release Date: September 25, 2009 (India) / October 2, 2009 (USA)

DVD Release Date: January 4, 2010

Plot 411: Yogesh must find love and get married within 10 days to save his family from financial ruin.

Review: Yogesh (Harman Baweja) is an educated Indian successfully working in Chicago when he is summoned home by his family. Upon arrival, he is informed that his brother Jitu (Dilip Joshi) has accured many debts that his family is unable to repay. However, their grandfather has promised to give Yogesh, his favorite grandson, all of his property when he weds. With only 10 days left before debts are due, Yogesh must fall in love and get married in order to receive the money to save his family. To expidite the process, he decides to meet with one girl (all played by Priyanka Chopra) from each of the 12 zodiac signs. This movie was kind of a cultural immersion into the Indian culture for me. I haven't watched a lot of Bollywood films and am not really familiar with the culture, but I gotta assume that this movie had all the elements found in this genre. There was a ton of singing and dance numbers, which were actually not bad. They aren't as hard-hitting as something influenced by the streets (like Step Up), but they had a pop music video quality about them. The actual singing was different from the musicals I'm used to, and I had to get used to it a bit since it was a mix of traditional Hindi and pop. I noticed a bunch of customs, such as touching the feet of your elders in greeting, which were new to me as well. In my opinion, the acting bordered on cheesy, but I think this is more of a preference thing as I think it's part of the style for this genre. There were definitely some funny moments, but I think a lot got lost in translation and cultural differences (such as the inequality that is still prevalent between men and women or the idea that girls are still bound to their families until they are married). Even the idea that an independent man would return home and basically marry a stranger to save his family is a bit far-reaching for me. And if you don't buy into this from the start, the entire movie is ruined.

Watch It: Because Chopra's wardrobe was amazing.

Skip It: Because the damn thing is three hours long . . . although, they at least give you an intermission.

Life As A House

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: October 26, 2001

DVD Release Date: March 26, 2002

Plot 411: A man learns that he has terminal cancer and reassesses his relationship with his family.

Review: Kevin Kline is George, a model maker for an architectural firm who is let go after 20 years of service. Mere steps from the door, he collapses and is diagnosed with terminal cancer at the hospital. He vows to reexamine his life and amend the relationships that he has let slip away throughout the years. The most important relationship he hopes to reestablish is the one with his son Sam (Hayden Christensen). Sam is an angry teen rebelling against any and every kind of authority. He doesn't acknowledge his mother (Kristin Scott Thomas) or his stepfather (Jamey Sheridan) and gets into all kinds of drugs. This movie was interesting because it deconstructed the stereotypical OC family to reveal authentic issues that all families face. I liked how it told universal truths and addressed a difficult coming-of-age story. I gotta say that I actually liked Christensen with the blue hair, piercings and major 'tude. Also featured in this film are Mary Steenburgen, Jena Malone, Scott Bakula and Ian Somerhalder.

Watch It: For pretty amazing performances by Kline and Christensen.

Skip It: Because it's a bit slow the entire time and there are bits that don't transition smoothly.

The Jungle Book

Rating: PG

Movie Release Date: December 25, 1994

DVD Release Date: December 19, 2001

Plot 411: After a tiger attacks a camp, a boy is lost and raised by wolves.

Review: Jason Scott Lee stars as Mowgli, an Indian boy accompanying his father into the field where his father serves as a guide for the British military. When a tiger attacks the camp, Mowgli is separated from the men and is never seen again. Mowgli grows up among the animals of the jungle, which include a bear named Baloo, a jaguar named Bagheera and his faithful wolf named Grey Brother. As an adult, he encounters Kitty (Lena Headey), the daughter of the military colonel Mowgli's father was assisting. She doesn't recognize him at all and wishes to civilize him. He returns with her to the city where he learns to speak and read. However, Mowgli's two worlds collide and he must choose where he belongs. The first thing I noticed about this movie is how skinny Cary Elwes was. However, I guess I shouldn't have been since this movie was done only a year after Robin Hood: Men In Tights. Overall, this was a fine adaptation of Rudyard Kipling's classic book. I think it could become a Disney favorite in many households because there's a good deal of humor, animals and action involved. There are, of course, villians in the movie but they are killed off screen most of the time. Some of the special effects in this movie don't hold up at all (like the scene where Mowgli jumps off a cliff and into the pool at the bottom of a waterfall), but I still found it charming in its own way. Also in this movie are Cary Elwes, Sam Neill and John Cleese.

Watch It: For a live-action version of a classic tale.

Skip It: Because I actually prefer the animated version better.

Letters To Juliet

Rating: PG

Movie Release Date: May 13, 2010 (Australia) / May 14, 2010 (USA)

DVD Release Date: TBD

Plot 411: On a pre-wedding trip to Italy, Sophie discovers a 50-year-old letter to Juliet and replies to the author.

Review: Sophie (Amanda Seyfried) and her fiance Victor (Gael Garcia Bernal) take a vacation to Verona in place of a formal honeymoon because of Victor's upcoming restaurant opening. However, once in Italy, Victor spends most of his time meeting with vendors rather than with Sophie. While sightseeing on her own Sophie finds the famous home of Juliet Capulet, which has turned into a shrine for women who are having problems in love. While writing her own letter, Sophie witnesses a woman pulling off all the letters. She follows the woman and learns that four women serve as Juliet's secretaries. As she assists them the following day, Sophie uncovers a 50-year-old letter that has gone unanswered. She writes to Claire (Vanessa Redgrave) and a few days later is traveling with Claire and her grandson Charlie (Christopher Egan) to find Claire's Italian lost love. The amazing Italian countryside of Sienna was a picture-perfect sight and its sun-drenched vineyards were amazing. The idea of a woman returning to the place of her youth to find and reconnect with a 50-year-old lost love is indeniably romantic. Seyfried is cute (her enormous blue eyes didn't seem as enormously distracting as they were in other films) and likable as Sophie (yes, it's the same character name she had in Mamma Mia!), but somehow this movie didn't live up to all the hype. Bernal and Egan were somewhat unlikeable in their own ways. While I thought the Claire storyline was moving, the Sophie/Victor/Charlie plotline seemed forced. The Charlie character's arc is definitely more like a spike with no warning or any indication of his motive for change. Everything was just too predictable, and what's worse is that the trailer reveals the entire movie.

Watch It: If you're a romantic at heart.

Skip It: If you've already watched the trailer. There's no need to spend your $10 after that.

The Tournament

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: October 8, 2009

DVD Release Date: October 20, 2009

Plot 411: Every seven years a tournament of the world's best assassins is held for money and pride.

Review: From what I can tell, this is a straight-to-DVD affair starring Kelly Hu (Lai Lai), Ving Rhames (Joshua) and Robert Carlyle (Father MacAvoy). Seven years ago, Joshua participated in and won the tournament of assassins. He was the last man standing and walked away with the money. Now, seven years later, he enters the tournament for a different reason - to avenge the murder of his wife and unborn child. Lai Lai and 28 other of the world's best are also playing the game, and they eliminate each other until there is only one left standing. The man running the show uses all kinds of high tech gadgets to monitor the players from a confined room where others bet on the winner. When unsuspecting Catholic priest Father MacAvoy gets caught up in the game, Lai Lai attempts to keep him safe while avoiding her own elimination. As far as action thrillers go, this one is not bad. There are some terrific special effects as you can imagine since there are 30 people's deaths up for grabs. A lot of the kills are creatively done, which makes the effects that much more awesome. From sniper shots to face-to-face battles, this movie offers up some kick-ass ass kicking. The plot is nonexistent and is just in place to set up the next kill. Still, isn't that just what we want? Also in this film is Ian Somerhalder.

Watch It: Definitely for all the action set pieces and the quirky characters.

Skip It: Because, really, if you want blood and guts you can just turn on your TV and watch the news.

Art & Copy

Rating: Not Rated

Movie Release Date: August 21, 2009

DVD Release Date: May 4, 2010

Plot 411: A documentary about how the advertising industry has evolved through the years.

Review: This was a cool documentary with interviews from people who have changed and impacted the advertising industry. It was inspirational too, which surprised me. They talked about taking risks, being an individual and making an difference. The stressed the importance of being thick skinned in the face of rejection and unendingly creative. This doc put a face to all the memorable ads we've seen throughout the years: "Got Milk?" "Bud, Weis, Er" "Where's the Beef?" "Just Do It" "I Want My MTV." But the doc didn't only praise an industry that some think is only good at manipulating the public. The ad execs also talked about the proliferation of bad companies that only strive to make a quick buck. They talked about truly stupid ads that no one cares about. They talked about the slim chance that you'll find great people to work with or be able to express your great ideas. It's a tough world out there. While the world of advertising is often portrayed as glamorous, the people in this doc revealed the hard work needed to succeed in such a cut-throat industry.

Watch It: If you work in or around the industry or are interested in social phenomenons.

Skip It: If you don't because you'll probably find it a waste of time.

Love Me If You Dare / Jeux d'enfants

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: September 17, 2003 (France) / May 13, 2004 (USA)

DVD Release Date: October 19, 2004

Plot 411: Childhood friends Julien and Sophie dare their way through life with increasingly difficult challenges.

Review: The French are some wild and crazy mofos, but I love them anyway. This quirkly rom com, starring Marion Cotillard as Sophie and Guillaume Canet as Julien, could never have been imagined by Americans. Never. As childhood friends, the Sophie and Julien dare each other to do outrageous things that get them in trouble at school and with their parents. It is a good distraction for Julien whose mother is ill. The friends share a bond with one another that continues, as the game does, throughout their teen years and into adulthood. As time progresses, the dares get more and more complex, just as their lives do. When their hearts become involved, you'll never believe the sacrifices made in order to win the dare. I also quite enjoyed the visual effects of this movie. Somehow, despite being kind of out there and unpolished, they seem particularly artistic and creative. Or this could just be me stereotyping the French. There's a lot of humor and heartache that seems related to the dares but are actually a result of human nature and growing up. I loved how this movie takes you on an emotional rollercoaster and how it connects you with the characters.

Watch It: For an interesting take on love.

Skip It: Because it was a little difficult to follow what was going on. I'm not usually this bad at it, but I found it hard to keep up with the text and keep an eye on the actors at the same time.

Saw VI

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: October 23, 2009

DVD Release Date: January 26, 2010

Plot 411: The sixth installment about a serial killer who goes about teaching his victims life lessons.

Review: Apparently this series just won't die, kinda like the Jigsaw killer. If you're a Saw fan, you'll probably enjoy this sixth edition tremendously. If you're only an on-again-off-again fan, you'll probably think that it's ridiculous that there is even a sixth film. If you hate the series, you'll continue hating it after viewing this reincarnation. This is the continuation of Saw V and the main players are back through memories and flashbacks. I was pretty much naive to think that it'd be the last one. There's an entirely new set of victims but only a handful of new traps. Well, they're probably new but they just don't seem as shocking as some of the others. Does that mean that we, as a society, have become too accustomed to violence or that the traps really did suck this time around? I think both are true. I've seen all the films in this horror series and still maintain that the first one is the best. This movie did have some pretty good bowel effects though. If you're into this blood and guts kinda thing, then by all means see this movie. Otherwise, I'm not pushing it. Starring in this film are Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Betsy Russell and Shawnee Smith.

Watch It: For the pretty awesome special effects of blood and guts.

Skip It: Because if you've seen one, you've seen 'em all.

The Ruins

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: April 4, 2008

DVD Release Date: July 8, 2008

Plot 411: Two college couple enjoying a vacation in Mexico venture off the beaten path to explore a Mayan ruin.

Review: Lame, lame, lame! This movie is lame. Depsite the numerous possibilities that present itself with this premise - college kids, foreign country, alcohol and "ruins." This movie could've been great, but instead, it's lame. The movie stars Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Laura Ramsey, Shawn Ashmore and Joe Anderson. The characters are quite annoyingly juvenile and unlikable throughout, espeically Malone's character. Ashmore is completely unnoticable, unlike his X-Men performances. The kids go hiking off the grid to a archeological dig and get accosted by the locals when they discover a Mayan ruin. The locals won't let them leave and the kids are stuck atop the ruins. Then the "horror" begins.

Watch It: To check out the special effects maybe? All the gruesome stuff was actually pretty interesting.

Skip It: Because the horror aspect is pretty dumb.

Punisher: War Zone

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: December 5, 2008

DVD Release Date: March 17, 2009

Plot 411: A vigilante cleans up the New York scene but an undercover FBI agent gets caught in the crossfire.

Review: This movie stars Ray Stevenson as the Punisher aka Frank Castle, a former Army Range (I think?) who turns into a crime fighting vigilante when his family is murdered by the mob. As he slowly works his way through the mob families, the police turn a blind eye to his antics because he's cleaning up the streets in a way that they'd never be able to do. However, during one of the incidents, an FBI agent is killed and Frank begins to have doubts about his purpose. This was a pretty good action flick with a good deal of gun violence and hand-to-hand combat. I haven't seen the first movie, which starred Thomas Jane, so I can't really do a fair comparison of the two. However, from what I can tell, Stevenson is built like a brick house and must tower over Jane. Jane, I can only assume, is a better actor though.

Watch It: For the action sequences. What else?

Skip It: If because despite the action, the premise is pretty weak. So what? Is he like a poor man's Batman?

Finishing The Game: The Search For A New Bruce Lee

Rating: Not Rated

Movie Release Date: October 5, 2007

DVD Release Date: May 20, 2008

Plot 411: After the death of Bruce Lee, a production company tries to find an actor to finish the film.

Review: This movie will be freakin' hilarious if you grew up during the hype of kung fu mania in the U.S. (aka the 1970s). It shoots like a documentary following the casting process of a company trying to find a body double for the late Bruce Lee. The mission is to find an actor to replace him and finish his movie Game Of Death. From the clothes and hair to the messed up sync between audio and visual when actors are talking, this movie spoofs the best of the worst about those '70s kung fu flicks. There's even a dude with a fu man chu. I mean, how could they not include that? The best part of the movie is all the Asian actors - Dustin Nguyen, James Franco, Leonardo Nam, Sung Kang and Roger Fan. Even MC Hammer and Ron Jeremy make a cameo!

Watch It: For a nod nod, wink wink at everything that was awesomely bad about the '70s.

Skip It: If one time through was enough for you.

Brief Interviews With Hideous Men

Rating: Not Rated

Movie Release Date: September 25, 2009

DVD Release Date: March 16, 2010

Plot 411: A grad student interviews men for her thesis and learns more about herself in the process.

Review: Julianne Nicholson plays Sara, a woman who has recently burned by love and is focusing her efforts on her research project to uncover the motivations of men. Through interviews with subjects, she gathers information about their fears and desires. Their anecdotes help her analyze her own situation with her ex, played by John Krasinski. Even after watching this, I don't really understand what it's all about. So, if you've seen this flick definitely leave a comment and demystify it for me. The movie is quirky because the interviews make it seem like a documentary but there are also characters that speak directly into the camera and serve as narrators. What's the movie really trying to say? Does it even know? The movie featured cameos by Timothy Hutton, Chris Messina, Will Arnett, Will Forte, Dominic Cooper and Christopher Meloni.

Watch It: And help a sistah out by 'splaining it to me.

Skip It: If you don't want to bust your brains on one of these high concept endeavors.

Transsiberian

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: July 18, 2008

DVD Release Date: November 4, 2008

Plot 411: An American couple gets more than beautiful scenery when they take the train from China to Russia.

Review: After volunteering to help children in China with their church, Roy (Woody Harrelson) and Jessie (Emily Mortimer) jump on the transsiberian train enroute to Moscow. This is an adventure that Roy hopes to give Jessie because they're having some marital issues and need some time away. Plus, he just loves trains. On the train, they meet a curious couple - Carlos (Eduardo Noriega) and Abby (Kate Mara). Jessie immediately gets a weird vibe from Carlos but thinks it's just his overtly flirtatious attitude. As they continue on their six-day travels, Roy goes missing and it seems as though Carlos might be the reason. This movie treated us to some gorgeous scenery of the snowy countrysides, serene mountains and barren plains. This isolation also added to the claustrophobia of keeping to such tight sleeping quarters and never being able to get away from people. This increased the suspense in this otherwise slow burn of a movie. Even when Ben Kingsley appears, the tempo doesn't pick up. It just quietly creeps along. It gives you time to wonder what you'd do in a similar situation.

Watch It: Because Ben Kingsley is great, as always.

Skip It: Because Woody Harrelson is completely annoying and embodies the reason why other countries despise Americans.

A Secret Affair

Rating: Not Rated

Movie Release Date: October 27, 1999

DVD Release Date: November 25, 2003

Plot 411: A successful American woman meets an Irish reporter on her trip to Venice and discovers herself for the first time.

Review: I randomly picked this movie off of Netflix Watch Instantly because it's set in Venice and I figured there'd be really great scenic shots. Oh, I was right about that and even got a bit of Ireland for free as well. However, I'm not sure it was even worth it. The quality of this production is definitely on par for made-for-TV dramas, which includes the acting and overly dramatic score (not to mention the fade to black every time there's supposed to be a commerical break). Vanessa (Janine Turner) is a buyer for her family's booming home design business. She is engaged to the company's CFO (Robert Mailhouse), and the plan is that they'll continue the dynasty together. When Janine takes a short trip to Venice to purchase new pieces for their collection, she meets a pushy reporter named Bill (Paudge Behan), who turns her inside out and upside down. For the first time in her life, she allows herself to think about her own happiness. She stops trying to please everyone. She becomes her own woman . . . and she has an affair. Yes, not very shocking right? I'll just leave it there as there's no point in disclosing anything more. I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out quite easily. Also in this film is Fionnula Flanagan, who plays Bill's mother.

Watch It: If you want to spend time watching a Lifetime Network-esque production . . . from 10 years ago. Yes, it's that bad.

Skip It: For the love of God.

Nights And Weekends

Rating: Not Rated

Movie Release Date: October 10, 2008

DVD Release Date: August 25, 2009

Plot 411: A long-distance couple are confronted with the realities of living in two different cities and having two different lives.

Review: Greta Gerwig and Joe Swanberg are Mattie and James, a couple whose relationship spans many cities. Mattie lives in New York and James lives in Chicago. All they have are quickie weekend trips to and fro to make their relationship work. The film explores, in a very realistic way, the joy and hardships of long-distance dating. I liked how the film presented the utter ecstasy of reuniting as well as the awkardness of getting reacquainted. The bickering and squabbles that Mattie and James endure are perfect examples of real life. The dialogue is authentic and honest, complete with stuttering and pauses. The characters feel so real. There are no body doubles. There is no hair and makeup. It's as if a real couple's lives are being filmed. This is what makes this movie unique. Gerwig is a really great actress who is able to transform her emotions in mere seconds. The discomfort and uneasiness that Mattie and Joe experience each time they meet reminds me of those weird high school moments. You don't really know the person except that you do. You're dating the person but you're not really. That limbo is so beautifully portrayed.

Watch It: If you like mumblecore because this is pretty typical of the genre.

Skip It: If you're hoping there's a resolution to anything.

The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: September 29, 2000

DVD Release Date: March 6, 2001

Plot 411: A group of gay friends face the trials and tribulations of love and loss together.

Review: On the surface, this may sound . . . well, gay. But this movie ended up being so much more than I expected. Dennis (Timothy Olyphant) is at a point in his life where he needs more than just the occassional hook up. When he meets Kevin (Andrew Keegan), he thinks that maybe he can help this newly out-of-the-closet guy avoid the bitter and cynical world that he and his friends live in. On the other hand, Dennis' friend Cole (Dean Cain) is just fine with a new boyfriend every few weeks. In fact, Kevin was one of his flings. At the center of their world is Jack (John Mahoney), a restaurant owner and boss who has been in a steady relationship for years. He serves as sort of a role model for all relationships. Dennis, Cole and their friends all work at Jack's and bring their laughter, tears and heartbreaks there. I don't want to really get into details as far as the story arc is concerned, but there are tons of issues and themes that you'll be able to relate to whether you're gay or straight. This movie is a rarity in that it portrays homosexual men as regular people. None are stricken with AIDS. None are struggling too much with their identity. They're all just regular people living and working in this world and trying to find love and happiness. The movie really is a rom com, just not one cut like all the rest. This is what makes this movie great. Also in this film are Zach Braff, Matt McGrath, Ben Weber, Billy Porter, Nia Long, Mary McCormack and Justin Theroux.

Watch It: Because it's a slice outta life with real characters and dialogue that you can relate to. Plus, the guys are hot even if they are playing gay characters.

Skip It: If you're uncomfortable about gay scenes in general. Although there aren't any nude scenes that I can remember, there's a bunch of dude-on-dude kissing and people do end up in bed together.

The Grocer's Son / Le fils de lepicier

Rating: Not Rated

Movie Release Date: August 15, 2007 (France) / June 6, 2008 (USA)

DVD Release Date: December 2, 2008

Plot 411: When his father has a heart attack, Antoine must leave the city and help run the family business.

Review: Antoine's (Nicolas Cazale) parents run a small grocery and mobile convenience store in the countryside. He left 10 years ago for the city where he believed he could escape small-town life and responsibilities. This has left his brother Francois (Stephen Guerin-Tillie) to assist their parents, despite having his own marital problems. However, when his father (Daniel Duval) becomes ill Antoine reluctantly returns to help his mother (Jeanne Goupil) run the shop. He brings along his neighbor and secret crush, Claire (Clotilde Hesme), and takes over his dad's job of driving the trailer. He spends hours on the road visiting nearby villages to provide its residents with fresh food and groceries. However, his arrogance and rudeness begins to ruin business. He also gets offended when people compare him to his father. This movie is a coming-of-age flick in which everyone needs to learn to change. Antoine especially has some growing up to do. The countryside and old buildings are beautifully shot against fields and the sunset. Life there is simple and alluring, yet people still have the same problems no matter where they live. The two brothers are like many siblings you probably know. Francois, "the good son," eagerly tries to please his parents. He even goes so far as to marry because of them. He hides his marital problems from is parents so as not to upset them. Antoine, "the bad son," fiercely rebels and becomes a failure by disappointing his father. Even after 10 years, his father is still unable to forgive his son and carries around this resentment that causes Antoine to rebel again. The circle continues.

Watch It: Because the family is full of idiosyncrasies and you'll probably recognize them in your own family.

Skip It: As Antoine acts like a spoiled brat for most of the film and is kind of annoying.

Sin Nombre

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: March 20, 2009

DVD Release Date: September 1, 2009

Plot 411: One family works together to find a better life; another turns on one of their own and is out for blood.

Review: In this gritty drama, two families are put to the test on a long train ride from South America bound for the U.S. The first family, a father who has come back to help his daughter (Paulina Gaitan), is seeking a better life that can only be attained in America. They risk it all for a chance of a future. The other family, bound by gang hierarchy and mentality, hunts a wayward brother (Edgar Flores) who has killed one of their own. These two groups intersect on the northbound train, where anything can happen. This movie feels very real and captures the immigrant experience and gang life in vivid detail. Everything is so raw and exposed that you feel as though you're on this journey with the characters. It's almost a road movie, except we travel mostly by train. It's a coming-of-age story in which the characters are faced with life-altering choices. The movie has a similar feel to City Of God/Cicade de Deus because its honest portrayal of gangs, poverty and violence. The movie is a powerful example of how life can be harsh when there are no options left. Innocent bystanders are killed while criminals roam free. Some people, who are looking for acceptance, embrace the violence to fulfill their loneliness. Others are punished for deciding that there is more to life than killing.

Watch It: And successfully be transported to another life, where life and death are interchangeable.

Skip It: And risk missing a great film by Asian American writer/director Cary Fukunaga.

The Brothers Bloom

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: May 15, 2009

DVD Release Date: September 29, 2009

Plot 411: Two brothers commit their last con ever.

Review: This is a quirky little comedy flick starring Mark Ruffalo as Stephen and Adrien Brody as Bloom, two orphaned brothers who found conning early in the game. As adults, they turned it into an artform and made their way around the world through it. The cons were always elaborate plays concocted by mastermind Stephen. Bloom, always the more reluctant participant of the two, usually ended up playing his roles superbly. When Bloom finally reaches the end of his rope and quits, Stephen entices him into doing one last con. With their silent but deadly partner Bang Bang (Rinko Kikuchi), the boys set out to pull one over on an eccentric millionaire named Penelope (Rachel Weisz). As the plot progressed, I found myself getting more intrigued. I think it's a well-written script and the actors were all great. I especially think Weisz did a wonderful job. Ruffalo and Kikuchi were master comedians, despite the fact that Kikuchi played a mainly silent role. The humor and witt of this movie was amazing. Because Stephen and Bloom's lives have been one continuous con after another, the line between reality and fantasy is blurred. You're never quite sure what's part of the plan, who's in on it and how things will play out. This is a testament to Stephen's ability for scheming. I also loved the overall feel of the movie - from the cinematography to the sound design. The set design was also great, especially since the brothers are ardent globe trotters.

Watch It: For really great stuff from Ruffalo and Brody.

Skip It: Because while it's definitely taking you on a journey, it takes a while to get there. You definitely need to wait for the reveal and some might not have that kind of patience.

Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: May 1, 2009

DVD Release Date: September 22, 2009

Plot 411: On the eve of his brother's wedding, Connor's views on marriage do a 180 with the help of ghosts from his past.

Review: Connor (Matthew McConaughey) is a successful photographer and man whore. He's with a different girl every night, and life is just peachy. When he returns to his childhood home for his brother Paulie's (Breckin Meyer) wedding, tries to convince him that marriage is an outdated practice meant to keep you down. Despite his warnings, Paul is thoroughly in love with Sandra (Lacey Chabert) and looking forward to the wedding. Throughout the night, Connor's opinion on marriage begins to change because he is visited by several ghosts. With the help of his Casper-like friends, Connor revisits some of his past relationships and rediscovers how his current playboy persona came to be. Also in this movie are Jennifer Garner, Michael Douglas, Emma Stone and Anne Archer. Obviously the plot of this movie is ridiculous and stupid. I went in fully knowing and accepting this. However, this could be why I ended up liking it more than I anticipated. I still couldn't really recommend this movie, but I'm surprised that I even liked it at all. Could my expectations have been so low that anything would make this movie better? Perhaps . . . I'm not gonna lie. McConaughey, whom I have detested in most of his recent attempts at rom coms, was actually okay in this role. Yes, he played the same arrogant character he normally does, but maybe this role allowed him to fully embrace this and made the movie better? What's that really say about him? He plays the prick really well?

Watch It: To see sweet little Claudia Salinger from Party Of Five all grown up.

Skip It: Unless you really have low to no expectations of it.

The Skeleton Key

Rating: PG-13

Movie Release Date: August 12, 2005

DVD Release Date: November 15, 2005

Plot 411: Nurse Caroline cares for a man in an old Louisiana home filled with secrets and hoodoo.

Review: Caroline (Kate Hudson) takes a position at a plantation home to care for an elderly man named Ben (John Hurt) who has recently had a stroke. His wife Violet (Gena Rowlands) is unable to care for him alone. After her initial hesitation, Caroline is convinced by Ben and Violet's lawyer Luke (Peter Sarsgaard) to take the job. While at the home, Caroline experiences weird occurrences and learns of the folk religion of hoodoo. She believes that Ben's illness can be cured if he can only convince himself he is well. She contacts a witch doctor and learns a spell to help cure him. The weird happenings continue and soon Caroline finds herself wondering whether or not hoodoo is real. I enjoyed this movie a lot and thought Hudson did a pretty good job. Usually she's firmly stuck in the rom com genre, but this time she branched out into a thriller/suspense/horror movie. Well, not really horrror but supernatural. It was a nice change of pace. Rowland does an excellent job in this role. How she transforms into this scary woman from the confused lady in The Notebook is beyond me. Guess that's what great actors can do. This movie had me on the edge of my seat and I liked where the movie led me. The sound design was great and really added to the tension. Without it, the movie wouldn't be half as scary.

Watch It: For the great twist ending.

Skip It: If you're really looking for a supernatural horror movie. This one just kind of threads the line and is more of a thriller.

The Prince And Me

Rating: PG

Movie Release Date: April 2, 2004

DVD Release Date: August 10, 2004

Plot 411: Paige lives every little girl's dream and is swept off her feet by a prince.

Review: Julia Stiles (one of my favorite actresses growing up) plays studious Paige Morgan, a college student set on becoming a doctor. She has her entire life planned out for herself until she meets an obnoxious guy named Eddie (Luke Mably). Unbeknownst to her, Eddie is actually Prince Edward, the heir to the Danish throne. In order to avoid the European papparazzi, he enrolls at an American university. Left without financial support for the first time in his life, the playboy prince finally experiences life and love. Seriously, this is one of those chick lit flicks that are thoroughly predictable and unoriginal. I'm definitely not denying that. However, there's also something a little bit magical with which every girl can relate. The movie hits on a common female fantasy - to fall in love with a prince and become a princess (soon-to-be queen). The prince is handsome, gallant and extremely well-mannered. What's not to love? It plays off the fantasay that wonderful things can happen to regular people, that you don't need to be extremely beautiful to pull royalty. In fact, you can have a brilliant mind and not even need to be a ditz and still land a great catch. This is definitely a fantasy (I only half kid LOL).

Watch It: And be swept away my the magic.

Skip It: Because your fantasies are probably better anyway.

The Vicious Kind

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: December 11, 2009

DVD Release Date: February 23, 2010

Plot 411: An intimate look at the relationship between two brothers and their father.

Review: This was an awesome little indie film that was disturbing, heartbreaking, realistic and hopeful. Adam Scott is Caleb, a construction worker who is tortured by his ex-girlfriend. He is emotionally shattered and unable to sleep at night. Caleb is afraid that his younger brother Peter (Alex Frost) will also be hurt because he is bringing his new girlfriend Emma (Brittany Snow) home for the first time. Caleb's actions toward both Peter and Emma are rude and obnoxious without just cause. He also does not have a good relationship with his father Donald (J.K. Simmons) and the two haven't spoken for eight years. At first, you believe Caleb is just another asshole, but as the plot unfolds you realize that there's more going on. Just like every family, this one has its secrets. Then the line between right and wrong is crossed, making it difficult to see who is the real victim in this situation. Scott puts in an amazing performance and portrays a broken man who is torn between reality and fantasy. You should watch this just for his facial expressions alone, which are extremely revealing and honest. The movie focuses on emotional and psychological health without actually analyzing it. It doesn't judge the characters' actions or motives and lets the audience decide for itself. You realize that things are not always black and white.

Watch It: Because it's got some great character moments and the plot makes subtle twists and turns.

Skip It: Because it's a bit raw at times.

District 13: Ultimatum / Banlieue 13: Ultimatum

Rating: R

Movie Release Date: February 18, 2009 (France) / February 5, 2010

DVD Release Date: April 27, 2010

Plot 411: Two unlikely friends reunite to save District 13 . . . again.

Review: This sequel was somewhat disappointing, especially since I thoroughly enjoyed the District B13. It seemed like they were desperately tyring to infuse the movie with a plot. Rather than just an all-out brawl with shocking stunts, they tried to develop a storyline. However, the execution wasn’t handled effectively. The story dragged on and stretched out the time between set pieces. I mean, this isn’t the kind of movie that audiences go to for mental stimulation and thought-provoking themes. We’re here for the action, and I feel they should’ve just stuck to that. This movie brought back the butt-kicking duo of Damien (Cyril Raffaelli) and Leito (David Belle), and once again they are tasked with saving District 13 from the corrupt government. This time around we get a better picture of the district, which is segregated into different ethnic groups all running illegal operations. These rival gangs must unite to fight the government and save their home.

Watch It: If you enjoyed the first one and want to see something similar.

Skip It: If you saw the first one and want to see something better.

4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer

Rating: PG

Movie Release Date: June 12, 2007 (UK) / June 15, 2007 (USA)

DVD Release Date: October 2, 2007

Plot 411: A non-human being scouts Earth for Galactus, a planet-consuming entity hungry to swallow up life.

Review: The Fantastic Four have become celebrities and while some are basking in all that this means (Johnny, played by Chris Evans), others find it hinders their lives (Susan, played by Jessica Alba). When a super-human being enters Earth’s atmosphere, the government is eager to discover what it is. Reed (Ioan Gruffudd) is called upon by the government, but he refuses because he and Susan’s wedding plans have already been postponed numerous times. However, secretly, Reed does invent a machine and the foursome must capture and confront the Silver Surfer. Michael Chiklis and Kerry Washington return to their roles as Ben and Alicia. Um, yeah. I didn’t really like this movie at all. I felt like there was so much more going on with the Silver Surfer character that was not shown on film. Because I’m not familiar with the comic, I can only guess at what other subplots surround him. But this movie felt quite shallow in terms of the Surfer’s character and his link to Galactus. As for the Fantastic Four team, again I felt they lacked character. They all seemed a bit one note.

Watch It: If you're looking for some comedy and fun action sequences.

Skip It: If you're a fanboy because the lack of character development will probably rub you the wrong way.